I’m not out to change religion… the last set of commandments has served us well for the last 2,000 or so years. But times have changed and I think that it’s time to introduce a new set of commandments to abide by for the 21st century. Things aren’t the same as they were 2,000 years ago. You don’t need to worry about Abraham next door stealing one of your sheep, (or at least I hope not!). So without further ado, I present to the world my own ten commandments…

Thou shalt not:

1- Text while driving
2- Spam thy neighbor
3- Scam thy stockholders
4- Drive a gas-guzzler
5- Buy a television under 42 inches
6- Piss off China
7- Stay at home whilst hurricanes blow thyn ass away
8- Piss off North Korea
9- You know what?… you better just not piss of anyone
10- Audition for American Idol whilst thou knows thy self cannot sing to save thy life

Oh yeah, killing is still bad too, sorry.

I have the strangest feeling that I’m going to catch so much heat from this….

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Hey there loyal readers… I’m moving my blog to a new address. Wiyered.blogspot.com is now becoming www.stoopiddog.com. It will feature the same type of gaming/tech-oriented content, but will be a slight upgrade from the original wiyered blog. I will be adding more features to the site than just a blog. Soon I will be adding forums where you can chat with other like-minded nerds… “eh hem” excuse me…”computer literates”. And I will be doing a larger volume of game reviews and news updates…

C ya there!
… or else
Just kidding!
…but for real…

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Sorry loyal fans… I have been away the last couple months. I haven’t been able to focus on my blog much lately. But fear not my public, for I am back b**ches!

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Well it looks like the humble ant farm got a NASA-inspired upgrade. While hunting around ThinkGeek.com I came across the ant farm for the 21st century.

These ants require no feeding, watering or anything, due to the unique gel NASA engineered… (Leave it to NASA, those guys are always makin’ neat junk). The gel that the ants live in is based on technology from a “2003 NASA Space Shuttle experiment to study animal life in space and test how ants successfully tunnel in microgravity”.

The AntWorks ant farm is lighted by your choice of either blue or red LEDs embedded in the base of the enclosure. How cool would it be to have a nightlight like this???

And, of course, in yet another display of in-your-face capitalism… the ants are NOT included. But they make sure to send you a form where you can order them.

I think I’d just leave a twinky on the table and let them come to me…

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